Douche Bag

Kobe H. Tony L.

One is a cheating bastard the other is a ugly red headed freaked face fagot, but both are douche bags.

by Friendly flirting August 10, 2018

Douche Bizzle

N.(Doo-shh Biz•zel) slang Urban back alley medical abortion makeshift DNC machine. (vagina vacuum)

"They used the douche bizzle to quickly and afordably suck the unwanted the fetus out of her womb."

by Vodka Water No Ice July 21, 2023

Douche

A ridiculously annoying, retarded, or

Dom: "My god, dude, Andy pisses me off around chicks."
Cody: "Yeah, dude, I know...he turns into such a douche...VICIOUS!"
Justin: "Piss me off...two pussies, two pussies, two pussies! Jack off, jack off, jack off!"
Andy: "You wanna go, Dom?"
Dom: "Yeah, lets go!"
(Andy dies.)

by Doom da Man December 27, 2008

JJ Douche

a guy who is a bum

yo did u see jj douche he’s a such a bum

by yungbaddie March 12, 2021

Douche

(a) Verb The cleansing of the vaginal region.
(b) adjective A person who has acted particularly stupidly or is just an idiot. (n.b. this is the main use of the word in common society)

I Had a cheeky douche the other night was getting a bit clammy

by raaaaazclut July 10, 2010

douche powow

A meeting with 3-12 bosses who are lazy and are douchbags

Where's our boss?

He is with the president and other higher ups in a Douche powow

by keith1234567890wryyrueueu March 6, 2011

Douche Caboose

The brother of the girl you with.

Hey Hainer, is your brother the douche caboose coming with us?

by Ajudichop April 24, 2021