Dead Conch

A girl the has no tits and is flat as the ocean on a calm day. Just not blue.

Damn i met a real dead conch very flat. I did and nothing was floopin

by Roast tut May 16, 2016

dead rolled

Being "dead rolled" is another term for being: stoned, faded, lit, and lit af.

"Man, I'm so dead rolled"
"Oh, me too dude. I'm stoned "

by Freddygotlit July 23, 2017

dead

Memes and jokes about Leonardo DiCaprio not getting an Oscar

The memes are dead

by Leviosa Dragon August 16, 2016

dead

drama alert

dead

by 8pgi January 28, 2021

dead boy#2844

mi an amazing person that you will love

oh wow dead boy#2844 is super cute

by dead_boy_2844 June 17, 2021

dead man living

A person who was put in a situation they can’t get out of.

Mike: I heard Jamal got kicked out of the mall because he is black.
Tom: Yea he’s a dead man living

by Mr.Latinaologist October 27, 2022

Dead dick

Being beyond deadass serious

Bro promise you’ll clean the kitchen today, I’m dead dick serious I will

by ShelbtheDon January 14, 2023