ur ass cheeks being clapped

The joke

Hey duude listen
what
the sound of your ass cheeks being clapped

Go: hey duude listen
Bo: listen to what
Go: to the sound of your ass cheeks being clapped

by zaworldo August 18, 2021

Deflated booty cheeks

Deflated booty cheeks is what you fucking have

i hope u wake up with deflated booty cheeks
-FlxmeXI

by Deflated booty cheeks November 23, 2021

Alijah's Cheeks

so fat and juicy . veryyy muchh obsessed! get u one with fat cheeks just not mine !

Alijah's Cheeks are my Cheeks.

by hischeeks November 26, 2021

Last I checked you cant drink ice

When you walk by someone and they only hear the tiniest part of the convo with little to no background info

"Yeah and his water was in the freezer"
"Last I checked you cant drink ice"

by Andje December 7, 2021

Winnipeg Credit Check

A hockey player swipes the toe of their stick between their opponents butt cheeks and across the butthole, in the fashion of swiping a credit card.

Ohhhh! Weston just gave Grady a Winnipeg Credit Check.

by Drunken ‘Sconi January 24, 2022

shut your cheeks

Another form of "shut up," albeit a bit more friendly. An excellent response to banter, as it is a play on the phrase, "talking shit"; you are describing their mouth as an asshole that needs to close.

Friend - "Your girlfriend is old enough to be your mum."
You - "Shut your cheeks, bro."

by Paul Odyssey February 21, 2022

Smack ya cheeks

Where you smack ya dogs cheeks
On each leg, on each cheek, and on side

“Ay teddy come here, I’m gonna smack ya cheeks on each cheek, on each leg, on each side for 30 mins on each cheek, on each leg, on each side”

by smackyacheeks101 March 5, 2022