Cock Lobster

And extremely sunburnt penis

I went to the nude beach yesterday and now I have a cock lobster

by Airboatgatorpark July 17, 2018

Over cock

Over cock is when a man teabags a girl with a boner. The ultimate technique

Bout to over cock you m'lady

by Begonethotticus August 3, 2018

cock outlet

A person ready to take penises in every orafice at a moments notice.

He is well known for getting rammed in all holes and that’s why everyone calls him a cock outlet.

by caslopous February 12, 2019

Cock Bash

The action of violently punching your cock and balls until you cum.

If you bleed during the process you just become more lubed.

David: *Cock Bashes Grant.

Grant: David what the fuck stop you know I can’t cum!

by Grant Hansen September 9, 2018

Lap Cock

When a man spreads his legs and snaps them shut with his two meat and veg getting caught inside his thigh gap

John: OUCH!
Friend: What is it john.
John: I just 'Lap Cocked' My willy!

by Deadomens June 5, 2018

chug a cock

When you run out of dick-related insults.

1: Eat a dick
2: Suck my shlong
3: Chug a cock
1 & 2: *dies*

by Dicks R Us June 7, 2018

Cock Snot

Forceful ejaculation equivalent to that of a sneeze.

My wiener just sneezed and I got cock snot all over my girlfriends face. She didn’t even say “bless you”.

by Kelly the Queef Chief July 13, 2019