kitchen dog

Cockroach; especially a really big one.

"Anybody want a beer while I'm in he--, aaahhh, kitchen dog!"

by snakemonkey February 7, 2020

David's Dog

Fat, thicc, cute, funny, gains weight quickly, I love you David's Dog.

I love you David's Dog.

by Wassup bitchessss January 11, 2020

Marmite Dog

The act of smearing Marmite on your balls, for your dog to lick off!

Guy 1: I had a Marmite Dog last night.

Guy 2: what the hell are you on about?

Guy 1: Yeah! I smeared Marmite on my bollocks while I was whacking off, then I got the dog to lick it all off!

by Nerofalco1 May 21, 2011

loving dog

A males penis used for loving a girl sometimes called your wiener dog

I WANT YOUR LOVING DOG

by Longschlong68 June 14, 2017

Villas Dog

A microwaved hot dog on a piece of white bread.

We ran out of hot dog rolls so i had to make a villas dog instead.

by Lowkeymike August 18, 2015

dog pour

A "dog pour" occurs when someone sits / kneels on the ground (usually outside) while a partner pours a drink into their mouth from a significant distance overhead.

"Diego had to be at least 10 feet above her in a tree, but Shannon had no problem finishing off that dog pour... What a superstar."

by RoidsOfBamftt November 8, 2009

Susie the dog

Susie the dog is the most goated dog and solos anyone

Oh yeah “Susie the dog”, the goat, solos you.

by rinkledumps67 November 19, 2021