bird crashed into my window

literally a bird crashing into a window
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Timmy : MOMMY! :( THIS BIRD CRASHED INTO MY WINDOW!!
Timmy's Mom : Let me See- TIMMY THAT IS AN EAGLE LET IT GO RIGHT NOW!
Timmy : *Pets Bird*
Eagle : *Grabs Timmy And Flys Away*
Timmy's Mom : Oh well he was annoying anyways..

by cat hotdog August 15, 2021

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Bird

(Noun) A slang term used to refer to a man's penis. Less offensive and often used lightly with children.

Jimmy you can't wear those pants without underwear, you can see your whole bird.

by anonymous August 18, 2021

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great bird claw spike pow

basically what happens when your in a pond with a frog with some gay as voice and they throw a 3 layer ball at your face just for you to kick it

Student 1: Kicking
Kappa: GREAT BIRD CLAW SPIKE POW
Student 2: OH SHI I FORGOR ABOUT THE

Student 2 has Drowned peacefully, keep kicking your ballsack.

by pseudonysu August 22, 2021

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grabbing the bird

euphemism for masturbation

During the conference call, Cap was embarrassed after yelling at her son to stop grabbing the bird

by bretticus_decimus_meridius August 26, 2021

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Bird

Commonly refers to an organisnm capable of flight using appendages called “wings” to generate lift. They act as a glider taking advantage of thermals to increase thier lift and minimise drag.

They are also usually very light, small and aerodynamic.

Some birds however don’t have the advantage of flight. Some birds, for example the emu, are too big and heavy to fly.

Also birds are NOT mammals, they are AVIANS.

My friend Alex has a pet bird called, “frank”.

The emu won a war against the australians in, “the great emu war”.

by TheConfusedPerson September 4, 2021

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