National swallow dick trip

June 20th all the way to june 30th swallowing dick is a task for them freaky motherfuckers

Keisha: girl its national swallow dick trip you know what al finna get
My: oul girl you a nasty ho but shid even though sizan dont deserve it guess my nigga gon get it
Keisha: ahhh periodt show him how that neck work

by Moneyman will June 12, 2019

National turn boys on day

National turn boys on day is when you gently rub around a boys crotch area and give them a boner

Omg so basically I just turned my boyfriend on

Why
Because Today is national turn boys on day

by Jackostar January 6, 2021

National suck dick day

September the 3rd

The one holiday where every guys dream comes true

Tom: You know what tomorrow is?

Jessica: The 3rd?

Tom: No its national suck dick day!!

by Tom Adams August 31, 2019

National Lampoon Water Buffalo

The act of butt-chugging a beer, and then forcibly expelling it into a female’s vagina. As one fucks her sudsy, fecal snatch, one grabs the female by the ears and headbutts her unconscious.(Traditionally grunting added for special effect)

Tim asked Shauna if she remembered the National Lampoon Water Buffalo he had given the night before, but her concussed ass had no recollection.

by JG00 July 8, 2023

National Suicide Jerk Day

April 14th is National Suicide Jerk Day!

Have fun, Don't get caught!

Hey bro tomorrow is National Suicide Jerk day you participating?

Nah I got caught last year... they threatened to neuter me!

by DaRacoon March 12, 2020

National Lap sitting day

National lap sitting day is when you sit on someone’s lap just to tease or flirt with them which is on October 30th

Girl- sits on dude’s lap
Guy- “what the hell?”
Girl- “it’s national lap sitting day”

by MyM3mesAreD34D October 18, 2019

National vagina pic day

Send your love a beautiful wet pussy

I can't wait you for National vagina pic day I wanna see sum pussy

by BENSON YC November 20, 2020