Parking the dock

When you motorboat a woman in her vagina

John "Hey how did it go last night?"
Bob "It was great! I was parking the dock and made her cum"

by Newbski May 27, 2021

Parked

Something that feels like it’s not moving but is

Ugh this day is so Parked

by Guy Him March 9, 2024

Severna Park

Once a bastion of waterfront snobs and power-hungry professionals with seemingly endless streams of income from unknown yet "legal" sources, SP is now just a normal town. The Pasadena and Glen Burnie children of the 80s developed zip code envy (“son, one day you will make your father proud and purchase a landlocked rancher on B&A Blvd”) and have proven to the state that gentrification can actually work in reverse. Sure, lacrosse is still the official religion, but when was the last time SPHS was able to compete with Landon, Georgetown Prep, or any other high school that houses the sons of men who actually know how to manipulate the stock market? One undeniable trait: SP will always have the water. The Severn's plush waterways will never fail to dazzle, but that is only until you see the hordes of power boats (with the “Dena-bred-Dena-raised” bumper sticker messily scratched off the stern) parked in each driveway, which violate neighborhood restrictive covenants put in place by former residents who could afford to park their boats in marinas. Seeing the writing on the wall, “old-tyme” residents have fled their homes faster than Baltimore whites left Charm City in the 60s and moved on to greener pastures in the Carolinas and Lewes, DE. Sorry, Pasadena ex-pats: it appears your pre-determined fate as consistent under-achievers was sealed long ago when you donned that Pasadena Chargers football helmet. Maybe in 2 generations your progeny will finally be able to reach second-best.

You live in Severna Park? That's cool bro. What was it like growing up in Pasadena?

Oh your kids go to Severna Park Elementary too? Better start saving for college now. We just opened up a savings account at M&T and and call it the "Salisbury-or-bust fund."

by iSpeetHotFyre January 29, 2025

TyTy - Tyler Parks

Tyler is hard to figure out it's like he's multiple people inside one body but the same person if that makes sense. Tyler is a chill and funny person but could either play too much or not have fun at all depending on how his day goes. You could say his masculinity is a little bit too much as when in the mood he tends to get irritated or even excited in a hostel environment as any hostility makes him thrilled for "mortal" kombat. Besides all that he likes playing the game, watching anime and listening to music his music taste is random as it can switch from Keith sweat to lil uzi or even shiloh dynasty etc.

TyTy - Tyler Parks - The embodiment of random shit.

by no_luvvvvv999 March 19, 2023

Park

A place where all the boys chill and do dumb shit

Person 1: With the lights out, it's less dangerous
Here we are now, entertain us
I feel stupid and contagious
Here we are now, entertain us
A mulatto, an albino, a mosquito, my libido
Yeah, hey

Scoti: shut up

Park

by NirvanaKid1991 March 12, 2021

Parked

Something boring or slow

It's not even Lunch yet? This day is absolutely parked

by Yankee w/ no Yankee March 25, 2024

easington lane park

a place where a posh boy will turn into a motorbike thief crackhead in 3-5 working days you go in as a apprentice and come out a green dealer doing 10s on your apollo

let’s go to easington lane park

fuck that we will end up on gear

by boyshocklo January 23, 2022