whole ice cream tub

whole ice cream tub......a personal problem that will require attention and indulgence

counsellor: man that's some girlfriend/boyfriend problem...that's a whole ice cream tub

by Joneeko March 16, 2020

Ice dog 99

When you pump the Mr Whippy ice cream for a flake 99 into a willing and joyful participant’s gaping arsehole, then top with a classic Cadbury’s Flake

‘Hey baby you wanna try the ol’ Ice Dog 99?’

by I just love dickshunries May 2, 2025

Ice juice

When you have drank alll your alcoholic beverage and nothing is left but melted ice

"Hey, you need another drink. All you have is ice juice."

by PapaTop April 2, 2020

Double Ice Mack

A corrupt police officer. Etymology: pol-ICE off-ICE-r + mack.

Don't ever mess with a double ice mack.

by Guest Services May 9, 2017

ice shift

When you’re trying to drink the last ounce of beverage out of your glass, and the remaining ice in the glass suddenly shifts toward the lip of the glass, and that last ounce spills all over your face and shirt.

Joe: “Jim, why is your shirt all wet?”
Jim: “I was a victim of ice shift, Joe!”

by Pppoppp March 15, 2023

montana ice pocket

a "Montana ice pocket" is when you stick 5 ice cubes in each hole of a woman (except nose and ears)

guy 1: "dude last night i did a Montana ice pocket to that hoe"
guy 2: "what the actual fuck, we aren't friends anymore"

by a wise monke May 31, 2022

ice cream Sunday

The little cups of frozen treat that they serve you in church as a bribe for showing up and enduring the boring sermon.

If a church sermon is intended to be enjoyed instead of endured, how come the only part of it that I get any pleasure out of is the ice cream Sunday at the end?? Plus they only give everyone such a tiny portion, with no extra scoops/helpings as a reward if you managed not to squirm or whimper! Why, for as much agony as I went though to sit on that hard wooden seat and suffer through an hour and a half of hypocritical lecturing , they should give me a while BOWL of ice cream!

by QuacksO June 16, 2018