The Donkey Only Shits at Noon

A metaphor for timing, basically saying the time must be right.

Trevor: Should I ask this girl out, she said I was cute?
Shawn: The Donkey Only Shits at Noon

by JPOEMMAMA January 7, 2022

Pancake Donk

The offical way to acknowledge when your ass looks like a pancake because it's so flat and misshapen.

Fuck God for giving me a pancake donk, I'll never make it in life off my body.

by LazyLili January 8, 2022

Dirty donkey

The act of putting a donkey in your van and bringing it home and having sexual intercourse with it and your family while making donkey noises and listening to ‘Erika’ whilst a painting of Stalin watches it unfold.

Me and and the family Finna have some dirty donkey when we get home

by Gettin griddy January 26, 2022

beef donkey

Another name for a third leg, a.k.a. a meat bar or noodle doodle.
Also refers to a dork.

Yeah, we fucked. He's got a real beef donkey.

That dumbass is a real beef donkey.

by Tubesnakes February 4, 2022

Sugar Donkey

A women with equipped with a sweet ass.

Yo, check out take Sugar Donkey that just walked in...

by BowserLFFL March 15, 2022

moon donkey

an ignorant person. ( word derives from Bajan dialect)

" You is a moon donkey or wa?"(rhetorical question) - Bajan dialect

"Are you a moon donkey or what?"- Standard English Translation

by herbert heckleberry March 17, 2022

Ripe Donkey

When a person is dumb ass fuck and is an ass he then is a ripe donkey.

you ripe donkey.

by il_squid April 10, 2022