National Chocolate Cake Day

National Chocolate Cake Day is on January 27. On this day you are free to eat as much chocolate cake as you want. Even if it means you might throw up.

“Hey did you hear what todays national holiday is?” “Yea isn’t it national chocolate cake day?”

by iiELL4 April 24, 2021

chocolate malted turtle

When you're turtle heading a turd, but also want to have anal. So the turd gets yoyo-ed up and down your anal cavity only to explode out on completion

I really needed to shit but he came at me with the lube and I couldn't say no, but I ended up doing a chocolate malted turtle all over his dick

by Snarf snarf April 30, 2016

Cherry chocolate

To be darkskinned and have red bone skin complexion they usually have long dicks

My boyfriends got a cherry chocolate booty

by Savy my nigga January 11, 2019

chocolate trump

When you do what you thought was a fart but actually it was the shits. Usually accompanied by a sudden warm feeling in the underpants...

"Whoa, what's that stain on the sofa?"

"Had to clean up 'cos I did a chocolate trump"

by TrickyTrevMcTrick May 17, 2016

Chocolate Blitz

Suprise butt sex from a black man.

I wasn't expecting to be Chocolate Blitzed last night.

by Kontime June 14, 2017

Chocolate Blitz

Suprise butt sex with a black man.

Chocolate blitz

by Kontime June 14, 2017

chocolate covered corn

When you do Anal with a girl and when you pull out there is a corn in your duck hole

Fish~ "I did a girl in the ass and had corn in my dick hole"

Ty~ " chocolate covered corn!"

by Trdx August 30, 2023