George Michael

The Poo Haiku poet, the most known by audiences.

George Michael Is friends with Thomas Crapper

by ms_paint_boi March 4, 2024

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George Foreman

When you take a shit on the rim of a toilet then press the seat down

Last night at lzu I George foremaned the shitter

by anonymous March 12, 2024

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George Washington

The father of our country, America, 1st president of the U.S.A.

Guy 1: "Whaddya think of George Washington?"

Guy 2: "Dude, he's the father of our nation, he literally gave us freedom. What do you think my opinion is?"

by Dumb_American March 18, 2024

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The George W. Bush Egg Theory, initially coined by David Andrew Gosnell, attempts to give insight into the purpose of human life. Based on David Andrew Gosnell’s version of the George W. Bush Egg Theory, every human to ever exist is simply a reincarnation of George W. Bush. This world, as we know it, is made for George W. Bush and only George W. Bush.

George W. Bush Egg Theory is the truth

by George W. Bush’s Reincarnation March 19, 2024

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George

A type of strange bloke you'd say who has a high amount of gay porn on his reddit.
Hates people called Owen.
People who you would call a George are also raging gingers, and tend to sunburn very easily in the summer.
He may ask to go fishing with you, which in reality means he wants to take you into a pond and strip you down with a can of Stella in his hand.

Harvey - "i love being a george, its so fun bro!"

Dakey - "chill out or ill rob your two front teeth blud."

by daklaaa March 20, 2024

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George Guif

A tall man whit a middle aged man’s taste in style, he has a massive munting habit and is the kind of guy to spend an hour editing the definition of Bitch in the web to insult a friend

Don’t be such a “George Guif”, be more like a “Tom I’ll”

by Hew smith March 26, 2024

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