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Boner hostage

Keeping a man at bay in a situation where his boner cannot be used, or where he has experienced a situation so full of boner poison that he does not even desire to use said boner.
"Dude, that movies last night were so full of boner poison, I was taken boner hostage."

"That girl last night was such a tease, it was a straight up boner hostage situation."
by JLLee September 5, 2011
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boner bake

Hey I’m about to eat a boner bake and do your mom
by anonymous February 19, 2025
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Boner

Guy: Hey look who it is!
Guy 2: Oh no it’s Charli, she gives me a boner.
by 1ts y3 b01 June 3, 2020
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Boner

A fan of dani the youtuber, has karlson wihslisted on steam and doesn't talk about the drill
Dani: whats up boners, drink milk, hit Billy and beat your wi-
by Genius_tiefling January 23, 2024
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Cranky Boner

A cranky boner is when a male is upset or angry while having an erection.
Can you stop talking like that your giving me a cranky boner?
by KingAlldis May 1, 2022
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Boner

Adj; To incite happiness and excitement to the degree of minor sexual arousal.
Boner day we’re having.”
“That was a boner party man.”
by Thaddeus Jigglethighs May 23, 2024
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Balkan Boner

When you have Balkan rage and then you start getting aroused from the rage flowing through your penis
Oh my God Daxton got a Balkan Boner!
by Hal Wilkerson May 2, 2025
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