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ass torqued

when a dude gives it to you in the ass a little too hard
John: "KT why are you having such a hard time sitting down?"

KT: "I got ass torqued last night..."
by gogators1088 June 19, 2012
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chromed in the ass

When your functional software automatically updates, introducing bugs.

The Google chrome web browser automatically updates to the latest version. This can be great when you get unexpected new, working features which add to your browsing experience, but every so often you get an update which breaks existing features. To top if off, Google don't offer the ability to roll back to a working version, so you're stuck with a semi-retarded piece of software.
Aww man, I just got 'chromed in the ass' by iTunes
by duxa August 11, 2012
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Ocean Ass

A severely progressed form of "Swamp Ass" that most commonly occurs in Big Booty Bitches, who can't fully manage to keep their crack hygienic.
My hoes, have been working out lately trying to loose their ghetto booties, only problem is, they're working up such a sweat they're getting the Ocean Ass.
by D-Rone 3 February 22, 2011
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Ass Downs

When your ass falls asleep or begins to hurt during long term sitting sessions.
Dude that 5 hour car drive gave me a serious case of the ass downs. I gotta get out and walk around.
by DBdude February 24, 2011
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Ass Fever

1) When one is infatuated with the ass. 2) The std passed from donkeys to humans.
Wow, Chris is soo obsessed with Lindsey's ass; he's got ass fever!

Oh my goodness Kelly you performed in a donkey show?! You should get checked out to make sure you don't have ass fever.
by Blythe_Higgens February 26, 2011
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Ass In The Club

The alternative name for Michael Martinez's (From the band Allstar Weekend) song, "I Get Down"
Girl 1: Did you hear Michael's song, Ass In The Club?

Girl 2: YES! I get down, down, down.....
by assintheclub July 14, 2011
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ass tear

when you butt hole drips crap juice after dropping a load
i dropped the biggest load this morning and i have had ass tears all day.
by jamieboy1996 October 25, 2011
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