Math(s)

A bullshit definition used by British people. This form of the the conjugation "mathematics" takes advantage of the rule of singular and plural conjugations. However the word is a conjunction of ab(remove) + scindere (tear). Literally then, to tear or cut apart, as the x-axis does to the coordinate plane. The main root is closely related to the Latin root from which we get the word scissor. The mathematical use of the term was apparently coined by Leibniz around 1855. In addition, this form of the word math(s) creates a paradox against the possessive rule of grammar.

Example: I enjoy math class
-"Not," I enjoy math(s) class

by Math(s) October 20, 2018

Ashley S.

Ashley was very shy when I first met her. We hung out in the same group of friends but didn't talk much. One day, we were on the swings and I started talking about bagels. (I am a Taurus) that is how it began. Just imagine if I wasn't a Taurus. She is very kind and good at keeping secrets. We love bagels and smoked salmon! She is a Sagittarius so she stays away from drama. Smart move.

Ashley S. is an alien from Mars.

by GOOD GOOD RAD RAD HA November 10, 2018

1665.65 m/s

The velocity required to cock a chicken

Rob: ”Wow you smashed that chicken at 1665.65 m/s”
Chad: ”Yeah, that boy ready to be eaten”

by Erik aka Cp February 21, 2019

Adam S

That one hella perverted kid who from the age of 10 is looking at and commenting on girls asses and titties. FAT NONCE.

Person 1: Hey! Did you see Adam S ask out that 10 year old girl and look at her tits.
Person 2: Yeah.

by Igor Barukovich February 21, 2019

S,U,V

The three "successive letters of the alphabet" models of off-road-type automobiles that Henry Ford had built before comedian Allan Sherman came along with his "good advice" and reminded the absent-minded Henry that he'd forgotten the Model "T".

If the Ford Models S,U,V (and possibly other models, as well) were jeep-style vehicles, why did the Model T end up as just a regular surrey-style sedan?

by QuacksO March 3, 2019

dt&s

Double twist & suck

Man, I got the best head last night. She gave me that DT&S.

by dtsblahblah March 3, 2019

S G Dubz

Someone with low magnesium, a boof haircut, looks for his wife on tinder, and a really bad music taste. Overall cuck that gets pushed around but has his funny moments.

Yea man I was boning this girl but some “S G Dubz” was in the corner watching the whole time it was weird.

by skrt69420 March 7, 2019