Urban Dictionary

A stupid website that wont let me define my friend Liam as a joke. fuck you urban dictionary I love you.

"Urban dictionary likes men"

by peniscockdickschlongdingaling April 26, 2021

Urban dictionary

Social media as a dictionary. Kinda. Also a place to search up random words when bored.

Friend: what does “couch” mean?
Me: Search it up in Urban Dictionary, you’ll thank me later
*five minutes later*
Friend: Well, that was insulting
Me: It’s speaking facts though

by Just_hate_twowrlds October 9, 2022

Urban Dictionary

A place where people who have homework to do or have no life go to. They mainly consist of feminists, middle school students, and people who know how to read.

I have no life, so I made a definition on urban dictionary

by That1OffensiveGuy May 27, 2018

Urban Dictionary

A website children cannot use to find dictionary meanings when they leave theirs at school.

Homework: Find the meaning of “naughty”
Stoopid boi: uses urban dictionary

Urban Dictionary: a sexy lady
Stoopid boy:...............
Teacher: BOI WHAT THE FU-

by anonymous September 14, 2020

Urban Dictionary

A place where death is automatically indefinitely positively thoroughly and truly inevitable.

You: *looks up the urban dictionary in the urban dictionary*
Google: *dies*
Computer: *dies*
Fbi: *bangs on door* "FBI OPEN UP"

by mmmmmmbjgbugcdsxxqwertyuiop[[[ May 5, 2019

Looking for a sensible thing to vote for on the Urban Dictionary voting page

What you are doing right now.
Just to warn you, it's practically impossible.

Looking for a sensible thing to vote for on the Urban Dictionary voting page is almost impossible.

by MinecraftVlogMV April 11, 2017

Urban Dictionary

An apparently pile-of-dirt version of Wikipedia. I don't visit this place very often, but if there are 70+ definitions for "Urban Dictionary" and around 90% of them say that it's basically a place where immature youth complain about everything and turn innocent words into sexual innuendo....there's probably some truth to it.

Ironically, these 70 or so people are all complaining about the same things and giving Copy-Paste + Thesaurus definitions themselves. In other words, they're saying the same things over and over in slightly different ways.

Person defining Urban Dictionary: This site used to be good until it was overrun by ignorant 16 year-old retards who whine and complain, write definitions for fake words, etc.

Next definer: A site where stupid teenagers make idiotic definitions for dumb words. Used to be good until 2005.

Person 3: urbandictionary was great until 2005, when it was taken over by teens (the dumbest people in the world) who just whine, make up dumb words, and stereotype people.

Etc.....

by Taiki Chiba June 9, 2018