Dopeman's phone syndrome

Caused by constantly receiving phone calls or texts for drugs and repeatedly hearing the same ringtone or text alert.

Symptoms may include, irritability, short attention span, broken phones, random acts of aggression, skimpy bags, slow service, and shitty product... Some sufferers may also have large amounts of rubber banded money in there possession causing there pocket to bulge.

The dopeman through his phone at the ground because he was getting so many calls, he has dopeman's phone syndrome

by S.G.O.G LAMBO January 1, 2011

Elon Derangement Syndrome

EDS, also known as Elon Derangement Syndrome, is a variant of TDS, Trump Derangement Syndrome.

This new variant started rapidly-spreading mainly on Twitter around April of 2022, when Elon Musk became partial owner of the company Twitter and all the blue check marks are losing their minds over it.

Why is there so much hate for Elon Musk right now?

The Liberals are suffering from Elon Derangement Syndrome. They think he's going to take over Twitter and "radicalize" it when it's already a Cesspool of censorship and hate.

wtf?

ikr?

by Odd_James April 14, 2022

Golden Child Syndrome

Someone who is usually seen as the perfect child. People who are classified as a golden child are typically the favorite.

I didn't realize until it had gone too far that I had the Golden Child Syndrome.

by hopefility December 18, 2018

Joe Swanson Syndrome

Occurs when someone goes further than skipping leg day, but completely neglects them. The result is an individual who has scrawny legs and a masculine upper body.

Athlete 1: Man dude, I just benched 405!
Athlete 2: What's your squat?
Athlete 1: Squat? 135.
Bystander 1: Man, that guy has some serious Joe Swanson Syndrome.

by SwegWrestlur May 31, 2016

White girl syndrome

A privileged white girl who has certain tendency's to self diagnose herself with mental illness’s to feel quirky, unique, special, or for attention

White girl: Omg I think I have PTSD!!!
Normal person: Why???
White girl: Because whenever I think of lice my head itches!

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White girl syndrome

by Excalibur made out of pigeons August 22, 2020

Jake Paul Syndrome

You've got this when you're being the biggest DICK of the face of the Earth. This is when you're being a FAKE person, you're thinking that you're the SHIT, since you have this shitload of fans, you're being a fuckboy, who doesn't have a care on what's going to happen and the consequences of your actions. You're just basically being the shittiest person on the face of the Earth.

"You're just being a shitty guy to me. Hooking up with those girls every night, don't you think I know that? Go and take your Jake Paul Syndrome somewhere else!"

by noimportance August 5, 2017

Meghan Markle Syndrome

Meghan Markle Syndrome: It means GHOSTING everyone WITHOUT exception. Ending all communication and contact without any apparent warning or justification and subsequently ignoring any attempts to reach out or communicate back. This INCLUDES family members. Defined by #Archewell PH

Meghan Markle Syndrome was diagnosed in a lot of mental patients who were apparent social climbers.

by Cyclonetrading December 11, 2021