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Taking the skis

When someone says a statement so absurd, nonfactual or ragebaity that you just have to exclaim how they're wrong and being the biggest idiot of the moment
A: Dude, I just won a fist fight against 5 people, 1v5
B: Nah! shut up, you're taking the skis
A: Yes way! Total Swimming! They even had guns
B: YOU'RE TAKING THE SKIS!
by CGZXZ May 17, 2025
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Take the L

your a fortnite player and you also play it at night your mom allows you that means she is a bi*ch. you never win and you are a noob.when you play with your friends.they mostly will say take the L and the dance for that is pick you d*ck and make a L with your hand and put it on your head.
by susguy2 November 1, 2022
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Warm Take

A mildly hot take. A non-controversial and inoffensive opinion.
My warm take is that President Trump is not the best President we've ever had.
by urbandickchinairy July 26, 2020
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Take Care Relationship

partners who are separated from contact, with one partner transmitted to check up on the other weekly/ bi-weekly while the others provides satisfactory, such as saying they miss you, showing you them with their partner normally and sexually, and both keeping a healthy distance
They have a take care relationship, don’t get involved
by Hklgxz March 25, 2023
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take a healthy

Take a Healthy is letting loose of a very good bowel movement.
I gotta take a healthy.

Let me go handle this healthy.

“ Where’s Sweets?!”
“ He’s taking a healthy fool!”
by Musick14 January 30, 2021
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Take a Miley

crap, squat, poop, or shit may replace dump);to defecate; diarrhea
I'm going to have to stop quickly; I need to take a Miley. I wiped my ass and saw a gross Miley on the toilet paper.
by Sir crappington October 12, 2015
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Take her up the tip

A sexual act where a man with excessively girthy fingers gives a woman digital sexual gratification, whilst smothered in Lion excrement, usually from Bristol Zoo.
Take her up the tip: “Our Shaun took I up the tip last night. I can’t walk straight, and will smell like Lion poo for a week!”
by OurJ May 23, 2025
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