The Lamp Stroke

When 3-5 dudes meet up in a bathroom with the lights off and jerk each-other.

Wanna go with me and John to the bathroom to do The Lamp Stroke?

by STROKEME696969 May 7, 2024

Soap n stroke

To soap n stroke, is to get your partner in the shower. then fling soap in their eyes. While their disorientated start to fondle them aggressively.

Example: friend. "Why are Tyler's eyes so red?" Sam. "tyler was taking a shower, so I hoped in and gave him the old "soap n stroke

by Dickfarted May 10, 2024

Rusty Two Stroke

When you do someone up the Hershey Highway, finish after two pumps and there's shit on your dick when you pull out, and then they fart and it sounds like a dirtbike, projecting sharticles all over your crotch.

Dude I gave her the ol' Rusty Two Stroke the other night and had to shower after to get the sharticles out of my massive bush!

by SassyPirate December 30, 2024

Coming on Strong

When Chris pulls out and blows a load on his wife

“Hey Topher, you got any plans after you leave the bar tonight?” “Yeah, I’m coming on Strong…”

by PrisonMikk February 7, 2025

I'm Getting Strongerrr!

When Scottie Barns screamed "I'm getting stronggerrrr" after doing some workouts.
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Coach: Keep going Scottie!
Scottie Barns: I'm getting strongerrr!

by anonymous February 8, 2025

World's Strongest Mayo

A balding middle-aged single-celled caucasian amoeba that often touts how strong it is when, in actuality, it's a weak-jawed Temu Mr. Clean beta.

World's Strongest Mayo sucks eggs.

by Kenthicc February 23, 2025

Pulled a Strovich

Verb. To "pulled a Strovich" is to mistakenly register for two iRacing endurance sessions happening concurrently, one as a driver for one team, and another as a crew chief for a different team. This results in the disqualification of the team you intended to drive for, due to the conflict of registrations. The situation requires a specific blend of absentmindedness and iRacing expertise, often attributed to a certain "blonde" level of chaos.

"He pulled a Strovich! Registered as a driver for our team, then signed up as a crew chief for someone else. We got DQ'd, and he had to watch us race without him."

by mysterious-wordplay March 22, 2025