Makes me hard with his 12 inch toe nail. likes feet more than I like women and loves to give his mother foot massages.
by big-cock-5367478589 March 4, 2022

A tall variety of man with big ears who practices the Charizard on his female of choice. He is incredibly lame and eats his oreos with milks.
by IbbyTay October 24, 2008

Sexy baby that all the guys wanna be gay around. He would rather play Fortnite over spending time with them.
R - Rizzful
Y - Yellow teeth
A - Asexual
N - No simping
R - Rizzful
Y - Yellow teeth
A - Asexual
N - No simping
Ryan - 'If you beat me in a 1 on 1 in Fortnite. I'll be your boyfriend.'
Person 1 - 'He's such a Ryan'
Person 1 - 'He's such a Ryan'
by def not ryan's friend May 5, 2024

by Jean Porque June 5, 2025

Ryan is the dumbest cunt you will ever meet, when you search his name up on this website you will see people who have been brainwashed by this cunt and proceed to say nice things about him. Ryan is notoriously ugly, so it is quite easy to spot them in public.
by anonymous April 6, 2022

A sex connoisseur. The master of mpreg and the father of my kids. One interaction with this divine being binds your soul to his. Prepare for eternal damnation, as your hole will never heal after his milk bombs. There is no time to prepare, just relax your sphincter and enjoy the ride.
Gary: Dude... I don't think my anal prolapse will ever go back in after me and Ryan's 33 hour bareback breeding session!
by sillygooseexpress August 9, 2024

by poopypants25 February 1, 2022
