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reverse identity theft

The act of abusing the well-known and "automatically accepted" concept of identity theft (whereby a nameless criminal commits a crime and makes it appear that an innocent person did it) by falsely mentioning it to hopefully avert suspicion of criminal involvement --- the accused person does indeed commit one or more crimes himself, but then when questioned by authorities, the culprit claims to merely be an innocent ID-theft victim, and that somebody else must have committed the crimes in his name.
John claims that while he was golfing with his buddies, someone snuck into his car and used his laptop to send smutty e-mail messages. But I know what an "in the gutter" mindset he has, so I suspect that he's just hiding behind reverse identity theft.
by QuacksO November 27, 2016
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Reverse Peacocking

Rather than flaunting your resources or assets, you work to conceal them in order to attract a mate who has lower expectations.
If Aladdin was peacocking, then Princess Jasmine was Reverse Peacocking at the top of the film.
by Sockrates Rex May 11, 2019
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Reverse Robot Cowgirl

When the girl puts her legs up and then on the ground
This chick Alie let me go reverse robot cowgirl on her last night
by Aliesdaddy312 November 12, 2020
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Reverse Goth Girl Sandwich

The art of fucking two gothic obsessed sluts at the same time. One dick two goths. Goth threesome.
Person 1: Anonymous did the Reverse Goth Girl Sandwich last night. What a lucky bastard.
by Gothic Tomboy Enjoyer July 18, 2023
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reverse chode

i have a reverse chode (normal dick)
by redd_ez October 10, 2021
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Reverse Bidet

The act of simulating a woman's vagina with your fingers to the point of orgasm in such a vigorous manner that she ejaculates and defecates herself at the same time.
Johnny pulled a reverse bidet on Sally last night and she was completely embarrassed, they had to throw away the sheets.
by FkcdOffCO July 13, 2022
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reverse Hannah Baker

When you send "a tape" to some of your friends saying nice things, the opposite to what Hannah Baker did in 13 reasons why
Yo, what a nice reverse Hannah Baker you sent me
by Metyoulanzipedia January 2, 2020
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