The act of abusing the well-known and "automatically accepted" concept of identity theft (whereby a nameless criminal commits a crime and makes it appear that an innocent person did it) by falsely mentioning it to hopefully avert suspicion of criminal involvement --- the accused person does indeed commit one or more crimes himself, but then when questioned by authorities, the culprit claims to merely be an innocent ID-theft victim, and that somebody else must have committed the crimes in his name.
John claims that while he was golfing with his buddies, someone snuck into his car and used his laptop to send smutty e-mail messages. But I know what an "in the gutter" mindset he has, so I suspect that he's just hiding behind reverse identity theft.
by QuacksO November 27, 2016

Rather than flaunting your resources or assets, you work to conceal them in order to attract a mate who has lower expectations.
by Sockrates Rex May 11, 2019

by Aliesdaddy312 November 12, 2020

by Gothic Tomboy Enjoyer July 18, 2023

The act of simulating a woman's vagina with your fingers to the point of orgasm in such a vigorous manner that she ejaculates and defecates herself at the same time.
Johnny pulled a reverse bidet on Sally last night and she was completely embarrassed, they had to throw away the sheets.
by FkcdOffCO July 13, 2022

When you send "a tape" to some of your friends saying nice things, the opposite to what Hannah Baker did in 13 reasons why
by Metyoulanzipedia January 2, 2020
