A euphemism used to measure levels of drunkenness. Taken from baseball.
Low pitch count: buzzed, can continue to imbibe for a long time.
High pitch count: smashed, high risk of being pulled from the game.
Low pitch count: buzzed, can continue to imbibe for a long time.
High pitch count: smashed, high risk of being pulled from the game.
by AgileSloth July 9, 2012
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'dude, she has some of the biggest pity titties I ever seen, she must have so much trouble with back pain or finding clothes that fit'
by markfitz June 17, 2013
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PITA is found on the cape of the person who breaths fire in San Antonio.
Both that person and anyone who does not quite conform.
A PITA is a non violent person who will practice civil disobedience in a manner that is not offensive such as breathing fire.
Protesting by entertainment such as singing in from of the police.
Pain In The Ass, just enough to make you want to get up and do something about it.
Both that person and anyone who does not quite conform.
A PITA is a non violent person who will practice civil disobedience in a manner that is not offensive such as breathing fire.
Protesting by entertainment such as singing in from of the police.
Pain In The Ass, just enough to make you want to get up and do something about it.
You are such a PITA, you break all the rules, the police are not sure what to do about you!
PITA, the mayor is pissed, you kept singing while he was trying to talk.
PITA, the mayor is pissed, you kept singing while he was trying to talk.
by PITA August 19, 2013
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Get the Pitifuck mug.Similar to a pity fuck- Texts of a sexual nature between parties, one of whom regards the other's attraction as some degree of pitiful.
Person A is attracted to person B.
Person B is unwilling, unable, unavailable to engage in a physical relationship.
Person B, in a moment of boredom or misguided altruism may indulge in sending or requesting sexually provocative texts or photos.
Person A is attracted to person B.
Person B is unwilling, unable, unavailable to engage in a physical relationship.
Person B, in a moment of boredom or misguided altruism may indulge in sending or requesting sexually provocative texts or photos.
So you know that crushtomer I said I didn't want to date? We have occasional pity sext, but it won't go further
by A. Siren January 28, 2014
Get the pity sext mug.On facebook, when you make a witty comment on a person's status and the person likes your comment first, and then, a few minutes later, out of pity for the other people who commented, likes the rest of the comments on her status. This often happens even when you weren't the first one to comment on the status.
I know I shouldn't give a shit, but Miranda gave out pity likes again after I commented on her 7-11 free slurpee status with "never forget." Fuck that bitch.
by mattdoge December 23, 2013
Get the pity likes mug.When a person you are not interested asks you out on a date to a concert of one of your favorite bands. Because you like the band you go, but awkwardly avoid affection throughout the date, and then ditch said person after the concert to hang out and drink with your bros.
Dude, I had to agree to go to a Pity Concert with Laura, I hope she doesn't expect anything because it'll be on valentines day.
I went to see the Red Hot Chilli Peppers last night with Rebecca! It wasn't a date, it was more like a pity concert.
Yo, my pity concert will be at 9, so i'll meet you guys after at the pub!
I went to see the Red Hot Chilli Peppers last night with Rebecca! It wasn't a date, it was more like a pity concert.
Yo, my pity concert will be at 9, so i'll meet you guys after at the pub!
by Elp3nguino11 March 8, 2014
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