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penis cummer

a person who lurks under boys beds and cuts a hole under there ass and get to the dick to lick
jacks dick was gone the next day he saw it was the penis cummer...
by timmy the fat nigger February 9, 2022
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Penis Pie

The yummiest type of pie ever. The one rule with it is that you never ask whose penis is in it
"When I eat my penis pie mummy, I like to munch on the balls and lick the purple mushroomheads"
by StarSoupMan June 28, 2023
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Penis Ninja

An assassin who uses stealth and guile to assassinate a penis, often causing death to the owner of that penis. Scissors, knives, razors, and fire are typical weapons of a penis ninja. An historical example of a penis ninja would be the woman who killed Genghis Khan by slicing off his royal penis. Lorena Bobbitt is a more modern penis ninja of note, although her intended target managed to survive and was reunited with it's body.
I found out Jasmine carries a tanto knife in her purse. I hope she's not a penis ninja.
by Flavius Schmoesephus December 12, 2016
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Hard penis

When a man sees something attractive

Example:
Anything that involves women + r34
Bro I had a hard penis when watching a sextape
by Your average microwave March 17, 2022
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Vaginya Penis

It’s when the woman’s Vagina is soooooo fat it looks like a penis
Guy: took the girl I smashed last night had a Vaginya Penis
Guy: damn broo
by Lalabeappo December 4, 2019
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penis platter

Christopher told Dick that he did not enjoy his rubbish penis platter.
by Asfandyarar January 25, 2008
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PENIS SACRIFICE

When a male has lost his genitals and he has to choose a victim to take a penis from and attach it to himself. The victim is often chosen by the one performing the practice screaming,"PP SACRIFICE", as he points at the chosen one.

Females who wish to have a penis often perform this ritual also. They have to do the same as the males. Females often slip into comas after the ritual is practiced. There is no known reason why.
by GREGGRWGGER EGG September 14, 2018
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