National Handjob Day

On June 26th this national holiday day is celebrated by giving a lover, stranger, or friend a handjob.

you; What day is it tomorrow?
stranger; It's National Handjob Day!

by Jasonandrewson June 26, 2021

National budussy day

January 19th the day where the smell of budussy is normal!!

U can walk all around town smelling like budussy

The definition of national Budussy day is the only day where the smell of booty dick and pussy is ok

It’s smells like budussy but it’s ok it’s January 19th.

by Jayy Bird June 27, 2021

National wife day

On national wife day you should appreciate your wife and respect her for all she does and give her a lot of love.

Husband: I love you so much and you are so amazing for all that you do
Wife: why are you saying all this?
Husband: because everyday is national wife day

by #1 redler June 29, 2021

National convenience store day

a day of appreciation for all convenience stores and employees of said stores.

"hey, what day is it?" "it's 7/11" "Oh! well happy national convenience store day

by TGRaven July 11, 2021

National ass and tit pic day

Send this to a chick and see wot chu get

Ahaha look it’s national ass and tit pic day

by BIGDICKDADDU July 12, 2021

National Mask Day

A future annual event when companies and schools allow employees and students to wear their own DIY face masks in remembering what they used to wear in a pandemic to protect themselves and others.

WHO couldn’t get the unanimous approval of member countries to commemorate National Mask Day post-pandemic.

by MathPlus July 20, 2021

national your little sibling sucks day

July 26th, national your little sibling sucks day. this is the one day of the year when your little sibling has to admit they suck. It's the law. they also HAVE to mean it.

My little sibling must now admit they suck because it is national your little sibling sucks day,

by Elia Al-Nims July 24, 2021