butt monkey

A nickname for Wal-Mart employees.

Kimbo Dumas is a Butt-Monkey.

by Karl Emerson Infidel Angelos III August 3, 2003

monkey fist

Plainly put: A raging erection. An erection at the point when the penis cannot become any more erect.

I woke up this morning with a huge monkey fist. I could hardly get out of bed.

by Alistair Finch July 30, 2006

Monkey mouth

A horrible taste in your mouth the morning after a heavy drinking session. Can be made worse by additions of:-
-Kebab
-Tobacco
-Pizza

" I have bad case of monkey mouth this morning"

by reynolpj December 10, 2006

Hairy Monkey

for origin see Gorilla Mask

Yo your mom flipped out when I gave her the hairy monkey.

by Dion Chaz April 30, 2005

Grease Monkey

An unlicensed or on-the-side mechanic that you go to when you can't afford to go to a real mechanic. Often used when the job is simple, or you no longer want to dump money into your very old car.
Can also be applied to a halfway knowledgable person in any field (ie: computer repairs, home repairs, gender reassignment)

"I took my car to this grease monkey I know and he screwed up my tranny. That'll teach me to stop being cheap."

by Bionic Latino October 18, 2008

monkey bath

a bath which is a bit too hot

getting into the bath one day i found it a bit too hot and screamed "ooh ohh ahh ahh" like a monkey

by joe September 14, 2003

spider-monkey

the practice of rectal inspection by one's assosciates, as exhibited by the spider monkeys at Auckland Zoo, New Zealand

'hey man, upto tomorrow?'
'not much, you?'
'same here...y'know, I could really use a spider-monkey. It's been a while.'

by zolivia December 9, 2010