Murphy’s law

When a woman give a fellatio to a man after consuming potential barf material and end up puking on the man’s shaft
« Man , Jessica showed me what Murphy’s law was last night »
by Canadiah December 12, 2019
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Robertoe's Law

"....people will always claim that white people are the source of opinions and ideas that they don't like..."
Named after the person who may or may not have coined the concept, when somebody dubiously claims that white people are behind an agenda, idea, or fandom in an attempt to discredit it.
Robertoe's Law in action:
"BLM protests are just white people virtue signaling."
"Interesting how everybody who loves Celine Dion's album is white."
"White people love to tell me I should try pickles on my sandwhich."
by ScoobysNephew December 29, 2020
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grandaunt-by-marriage-in-law

My grandaunt-by-marriage-in-law is a good person.
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dark law

Carrying out the law using unconventional methods
Dexter is my favorite show, the way he uses dark law to make the world a better place
by N0Comment October 03, 2015
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Blackburn's law

Blackburn's law is defined as the law stating that any question that starts with “Why” can and will be answered with “Because fuck you, that’s why”
"Why can't we have good things?" "Because fuck you, that's why."
"Why do we have Blackburn's law?" "Because fuck you, that's why."
by dremiliano February 18, 2019
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step-co-mother-in-law

My step-co-mother-in-law is a good person.
by Wonbig October 13, 2021
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step-co-mother-in-law

step-co-mother-in-law.
by Simaduria July 27, 2024
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