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Twig's Law

When you join a discord group chat owned by a large account with a big following and you enter voice chat only to be greeted with a hive mind of people that sound autistic and/or posses a lisp and quote unfunny memes.
*joins the discord group chat*
User 1: "YANKEE WITH NO BRIM!!!"
User 2: "BRIM WITH NO YANKEE!!!!"
User 3: "I'm catholic but I hate jews and blacks!"
User 4:" Did you see my big chungus man behind the slaughter yankee with no brim meme!"

Me: Immaculate example of Twig's Law. A bunch of retards blistfully giggling around.
by EnhancedAutism May 7, 2020
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Stephenson's Law

The tendency of a party to copy-and-paste a set of rules relating to an area of knowledge one has a limited understanding of into an agreement, especially when this action is done after a particularly brief google search of the knowledge area.

The term is may have originated among neck-bearded keyboard-commando's, but its precise history is unclear.
"Why do you think they put those terms into the contract?"

"Oh, I dunno. Stephenson's Law I guess."
by chubb-c December 2, 2021
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Legosi's Law

Legosi's law states that "The amount of time somebody insists that another party/group is being "overly sensitive" regarding a topic is Inversely proportional to the thickness of the speaker's skin"

In other words; the more a person insist that the people they are criticizing don't have thick skin, the more likely they themselves are to be insecure or easily disgruntled when repercussions are present.
This user named Legosiispoggerz posted a bad take on Twitter which resulted in the user getting butthurt once they were roasted hard and caused them to delete their entire twitter account- that is Legosi's Law.
by SoulDispenser October 5, 2021
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Wasabi's Law

If it burns going in it will burn coming out.
Geees, that sushi was hot when I ate it and hot when it came out.

Bruh, that's wasabi's law.
by Ohhey83 February 24, 2021
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second cousin-in-law

1. The spouse of one's grandparent's sibling's grandchild.
2. The grandchild of one's grandparent-in-law's sibling.
by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019
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Franklin's Law

The act of getting skilled enough at every single talent imaginable, in order to portray Uncle Fred in any medium.
Franc: Dude, I should totally mod my PS Vita
Lezduit: Why? So you can put Uncle Fred on it
Franc: Of course dude, it's Franklin's Law!
by Smith Miller January 15, 2025
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Someone at Australia is my cousin but that in law whom I just met is over.
Someone at Australia is my cousin but that in law whom I just met is over.
by syafinaz? October 22, 2023
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