Bum-figurising

When an item of clothing makes the figure of someone’s bum look good

Hannah: ‘ Oo, John I got a new dress today. Do you like it?’

John: ‘Oo yeah, it’s really bum-figurising’

Hannah: ‘Hehe, thank you’

by UrbanDictioniser May 4, 2018

pyro figent

The only thing that kinda rhymes with fire hydrant.

"Anna's egg was by a fire hydrant because her mom is a pyro figent."

by Figent Pyro May 19, 2018

my figet spinner

The real homie, dat one person that will always got your back. They the real cuz.

Yo thanks for that charger my figet spinner.

by ThosePhillyBros May 20, 2018

The figure

A phrase washed up traders shout when the are too lazy to say the precise even number of a stock price. Originally old school trader jargon shouted in a trading crowd to indicate a whole number price without any fraction.

Salestrader: "Buy 10000 Apple I would 175 the figure!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Trader: "For fuck's sake Vinny I'm sitting right next to you"

by Bossmansally June 1, 2018

inaction figure

Plastic figurine of a low energy character or celebrity who is not a super hero.

"Have you seen the new Golden Girls action figures of Blanche, Dorothy, Rose and Stella? "

"Yeah, but they are more like inaction figures."

by yes juanito yes July 22, 2018

Pillow fight

When two really soft dudes are engaged in a physical altercation.

Me: Drake and Pusha need to just go ahead and box.
Other Me: Nobody wants to see a pillow fight.

by Ryan K. Brown-Hawwc-Krangel July 26, 2018

food fighting fetish

This is where people are attracted to fat people fighting over certain food; It can be enjoyed whilst having a good old fap or even just sat with your family, this can be enjoyed by all ages!

Mark : “Have you seen the food fighting fetish video with those two blonde bitches, got me so fucking horny!”
Jeremy : “Those ‘two blonde bitches’ were our twin daughters Mark, you arrogant asshole.”

by Ethan and Kadie September 15, 2018