dumb dick

any person who is a generally stupid or ignorant asshole

You dumb dick!

by apb&j October 21, 2010

Bean Dick

Phrase referring to the size of a penis during/after a esctasy trip. The penis is small and shrivled for roughly 24 hours after taking esctasy.

I can't fool around with her, I have bean dick.

by Shawn Maglicic December 18, 2005

Dick Bath

A dick bath is when a male washes (or freshens up) only his genitalia before going on a date or over to a booty call.

"Yo my girl called and wants to hook up but I gotta take a dick bath first. My balls reak!"

by KeepinItClean June 22, 2009

dick snap

n. common
The traumatic bending of one's penis when a woman riding on top rides too high, the penis is no longer centered, and the weight of the woman comes down with full force. Typified by an audible popping noise.

<svenmonk> Where did that dick snap Craiggers go? I bet that CFNM pervert will think twice before letting that fat bitch, idali, fuck him on top.

by Stargazer September 4, 2003

poopie dick

The term used to describe the penis after its been in a butthole.

I put it in that girls butt and I got poopie dick.

by Darren Blatt August 25, 2006

cheese dick

A guy who is not only cheesey with the ladies, but is also an arrogant dick head. He almost definitely wears gel in his hair at all times and/or dresses in nice expensive clothes.

Dude, Rick is such a fucking cheese dick."

by Bob Williams May 29, 2003

dick sock

A sock a man wears over his penis when he goes to the tanning salon to tan to prevent it from getting sun burned.

It is advised to always bring a dick sock when you fake bake. What's the point of looking tan and sexy if your dick is burnt.

by lil miss April 26, 2006