dumb dick

any person who is a generally stupid or ignorant asshole

You dumb dick!

by apb&j October 21, 2010

Bean Dick

Phrase referring to the size of a penis during/after a esctasy trip. The penis is small and shrivled for roughly 24 hours after taking esctasy.

I can't fool around with her, I have bean dick.

by Shawn Maglicic December 18, 2005

Dick Bath

A dick bath is when a male washes (or freshens up) only his genitalia before going on a date or over to a booty call.

"Yo my girl called and wants to hook up but I gotta take a dick bath first. My balls reak!"

by KeepinItClean June 22, 2009

poopie dick

The term used to describe the penis after its been in a butthole.

I put it in that girls butt and I got poopie dick.

by Darren Blatt August 25, 2006

dick snap

n. common
The traumatic bending of one's penis when a woman riding on top rides too high, the penis is no longer centered, and the weight of the woman comes down with full force. Typified by an audible popping noise.

<svenmonk> Where did that dick snap Craiggers go? I bet that CFNM pervert will think twice before letting that fat bitch, idali, fuck him on top.

by Stargazer September 4, 2003

cheese dick

A guy who is not only cheesey with the ladies, but is also an arrogant dick head. He almost definitely wears gel in his hair at all times and/or dresses in nice expensive clothes.

Dude, Rick is such a fucking cheese dick."

by Bob Williams May 29, 2003

dick eatin'

unfavorable; negative towards oneself

Yo, you's a dick eatin' bol.

by TeTay September 20, 2006