hoodini cum

where the cum dissapears

i was getting a bj and the hoodini cum couldnt be found

by jaba the slut January 24, 2008

cummed brains

a brain with sperm on it

my friend aubrey has a cummed brains

by billy0000 October 8, 2008

cum filled

its kind of self explanitory

My ass is cum filled right now

by c4shs December 28, 2019

Cum-punch

When you jack off behind an unsuspecting victim on a long escalator, then cum up into the air and as it comes down punch through the air snagging the cum on ur hand and punch the person in the back of the head.(precise aim and timing is required)

Person 1: Dude why is there a sticky bruise on the back of your head?
Person 2: Fuck! Man on the way home from work some motherfucker cum-punched me!
Person 1: Sucks for u bitch! LMAO

by a very ninja black guy March 9, 2009

Cum Squat

The act of cumming, whilst simultaneously performing a successful squat (expelling feces from the anus), thus, performing a cum squat.

Jimmy was masturbating when suddenly he took a shit as he was cumming, successfully performing a cum squat

by The Little Gnome(s) October 18, 2011

cum fart

when you fart and cum a little in your fresh new boxers.

guy 1: *cum farts*
guy 2: dude why does it smell like that?
guy 1: I accidently cum farted
guy 2: dude that sucks for you.

by doradicksucker1234 July 20, 2018

rainbow cum

the cum know to be made by unicorns.Often is mixed with fairy piss to make hallucinogenic.

Dude Rainbow cum fucked me up last night so bad that I shit on my dog.

by velma green the spider queen December 13, 2012