Who let you leave the house with all that cake? Double cheeked up on a Thursday afternoon. Hella A$$
by GlitzyG April 01, 2020
a fat lazy piece of shit that never does anything.
they sit on the couch all day and eat, but cry when people call them fat. the lowest form of a human being. if they didn't exist no one would care.
they sit on the couch all day and eat, but cry when people call them fat. the lowest form of a human being. if they didn't exist no one would care.
Pete: hey look at that fat slob
John: eww hes a fruit cake sissy bone fat boy
Pete: Ya wow, i bet no one cares about him and he has no friends
John: On some real shit
John: eww hes a fruit cake sissy bone fat boy
Pete: Ya wow, i bet no one cares about him and he has no friends
John: On some real shit
by I'm too Important for You August 13, 2009
Friends with benifits, but one of them wants the commitment and the other doesn't.
It means that like for a gurl, she likes the guy, but won't commit to him, but at the same time doesn't want him to leave. Same defintion for a guy as well.
It means that like for a gurl, she likes the guy, but won't commit to him, but at the same time doesn't want him to leave. Same defintion for a guy as well.
This quote is in the Andre Nickatina song, Conversations of the Devil.
.."Meanin That I Like To Have My Cake And Eat It Too....She Said " Do You Want A Drink Nicky Baby" Yeah!... " Do You Want Me To Get It For You Baby?"
.."Meanin That I Like To Have My Cake And Eat It Too....She Said " Do You Want A Drink Nicky Baby" Yeah!... " Do You Want Me To Get It For You Baby?"
by M-Dezzy June 12, 2006
John: So Tom did u get that English class you wanted?
Tom: Yea man. I love it. However the teacher is a total bitch!
John: Yea, well you can't have your cake and eat it too.
Tom: Yea man. I love it. However the teacher is a total bitch!
John: Yea, well you can't have your cake and eat it too.
by sergio0691 November 08, 2006
An expression basically meaning that you can only have it so good, and you can't have it all.
An good example is if a situation is bittersweet.
An good example is if a situation is bittersweet.
Sara was sad that the guy whom had gotten very close to her in the past 3 years which she held a secret fondness for developed an interest in her best friend, Clare. In conversation with Clare, Sara explained the situation, to which Clare responded.
"You can't have your cake and eat it too."
"You can't have your cake and eat it too."
by ThatOneHuman December 04, 2005
A commonly (u don't believe me? Just Google it...) used "Birthday Quote" to wish happy birthday to someone in the US.
People gifted with poor sense of humor actually find this quote "funny". (Search for: "funny Birthday Quotes" on Google).
Sometimes written with colored frosting on cakes or on T-shirts and cards (in the last two instances ink is used instead of frosting...)
People gifted with poor sense of humor actually find this quote "funny". (Search for: "funny Birthday Quotes" on Google).
Sometimes written with colored frosting on cakes or on T-shirts and cards (in the last two instances ink is used instead of frosting...)
1. Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake. I do not really care about you but, ehy I am wishing you happy birthday and this was just lame enough...
2. Some chick you like should put some more meat on her bones: Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake, You get two birds with one stone: (a) Compliment her on the fact she is skinny, girls LOVE that! (b) You let her know she can eat some frosting, maybe she will eat enough to bump up to a "D" cup...
3. You really have to wish someone and you cannot think of anything impersonal, stupid, pointless enough...Here is your quote: Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.
4. You are a foreigner that does not know enough English to write something perfectly politically correct and anonymous. The wish: Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake
Is completely neutral: does not discriminate on the basis of race, religion, color, sex, age, non-disqualifying physical or mental disability, national origin, sexual orientation, or any other basis covered by local law. Bottom line: you are not going to get sued* for this!
*Disclaimer: if the person you are wishing happy Bday to is being fed by IV you might actually incur in legal prosecution.
Disclaimer II: UD is not responsible for the consequences of using this quote including but not limited to: weight gain, cardiac attack, diabetes, being slapped and any other adverse effect.
2. Some chick you like should put some more meat on her bones: Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake, You get two birds with one stone: (a) Compliment her on the fact she is skinny, girls LOVE that! (b) You let her know she can eat some frosting, maybe she will eat enough to bump up to a "D" cup...
3. You really have to wish someone and you cannot think of anything impersonal, stupid, pointless enough...Here is your quote: Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.
4. You are a foreigner that does not know enough English to write something perfectly politically correct and anonymous. The wish: Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake
Is completely neutral: does not discriminate on the basis of race, religion, color, sex, age, non-disqualifying physical or mental disability, national origin, sexual orientation, or any other basis covered by local law. Bottom line: you are not going to get sued* for this!
*Disclaimer: if the person you are wishing happy Bday to is being fed by IV you might actually incur in legal prosecution.
Disclaimer II: UD is not responsible for the consequences of using this quote including but not limited to: weight gain, cardiac attack, diabetes, being slapped and any other adverse effect.
by saruccia September 20, 2010
you cant enjoy what is yours. you can work or you can enjoy.
example:
you work really hard and finish a report, someone else takes credit.
or
you have a gorgeous girlfriend whom only others enjoy in bed.
example:
you work really hard and finish a report, someone else takes credit.
or
you have a gorgeous girlfriend whom only others enjoy in bed.
you enjoy fishing and eating fish, you catch a fish, but your wife eats it.
she says "You can't have your cake and eat it too"
she says "You can't have your cake and eat it too"
by geneva rain August 11, 2006