cass city

cass city (pronounced Cassidy) may be the funniest person on twitter but she also has a dark, dark secret. in 1999 i saw cass city kill a man in cold blood after an argument over whether or not ted dansen was in Cheers. cass city was wrong but she ended a precious life—one of god’s children, gone—and to this day denies the truth, leaving a trail of bodies in her wake.
Did you see cass city tweeting about Ted Dansen like he wasn’t in Cheers?
by hellishgrandma November 24, 2021
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Traverse City West

Either the best or the worst high school you’ve ever heard of/been to. In contrast to the other school in town, Traverse City Central, it is the best (Central sucks). Known for having the best student section in the state of Michigan, adequate sports teams, and “Bring Your Tractor to School Day”.
Person 1: Why were there so many tractors on Silver Lake Road this morning?
Person 2: Must have been Bring Your Tractor to School Day up at Traverse City West.
by dayoop April 05, 2022
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CL City News

News made in CL City, the 2nd best news source in the CL Empire.
The CL City News is pretty dang trustworthy.
by Randonarchy April 03, 2021
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Slog City

Taking someone to slog city means to give them a slogging so hard and dandy that they move to a different city. e.g. Brisbane.
"Im Gonna send codax to fucken Slog City
by Ratneck April 04, 2019
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City Life

A type of flavored blunt rolling paper (Swisher) that comes in a pack of five
Jonelle went to go get me some of those City Life Swisher's from the store.
by BabyBadd21 December 16, 2019
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Windy City Winter Weight

The additional weight that people inexplicably, yet inevitably, put on after moving to Chicago.
Man, he really packed on the Windy City Winter Weight. Must’ve gone up 15-20 pounds since moving.
by Shrekenator February 14, 2024
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Windy City Winter Weight

The additional body weight that people inexplicably, yet inevitably, put on when moving to Chicago.
Man, John really packed on that Windy City Winter Weight. Looks like at least 15-20 pounds.
by Shrekenator February 13, 2024
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