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Parkinson's law

Parkinson's law states that "work expands so as to fill the time available for its completion". In the context of time management, this means that if you allocate a week for a task that could realistically be done in a few hours, it will likely take the entire week to complete, leading to inefficiency and procrastination.
I thought I could knock out that report in a couple of hours, but thanks to Parkinson's law, I ended up stretching it over the whole week just because I had the time.
by Emotional Cruiser November 4, 2025
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great-great-grandmother-in-law

My great-great-grandmother-in-law is a good person.
by Rwopazaq November 24, 2019
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Murphy's Law of Food-Flavor

"The better something tastes and/or the more filling it is, the worse it is for you." (Well, duhhh...!) Similar to when you are given a spoonful of medicinal syrup and it tastes absolutely terrible, and so you figure that it MUST be good for you. (And of course, that may indeed be true sometimes, but I wonder if a lot of times it's merely somewhat of a placebo effect --- your body just hurries up and gets well so that it doesn't hafta stomach the tortures of gagging down any more of that horrid bitter/sour elixir!)
I love rich sumptuous foods like burgers and fries, but my hippie-guru doctor put me on a diet of yucky-tasting bean sprouts and tofu --- talk about a classic case of Murphy's Law of Food-Flavor!
by QuacksO September 5, 2019
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aunt-by-marriage-in-law

Spouse's pibling's wife.
My aunt-by-marriage-in-law is a good person.
by NSBC968755 February 25, 2023
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Paliza (Polizei): The First Martial Law Juveniles Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 341: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 343: Paliza (Polizei): The First Martial Law Juveniles Release.
by Theusurpedmammarygland February 4, 2025
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Law of ares

The law of ares states that when a user has replied to ragebait thrice that shall be considered the sign of victory for the user who has planted such bait, named after the Greek god ares for his chaos and bloodlust, if the first or second reply is longer than 1 sentences see law of surtr
you have no morals your mean
you're*
still doesn't change the fact you're mean you meanie
no u
frick u I'm so hecking mad!!!
I invoke the law of ares for I have won this battle and will be victorious elsewhere
uhm what
by terrydavisdivineintelligence August 21, 2025
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Gaykon's Law

Law defined by Gaykon that reads: "An impressionable male with low self esteem is not immune to virtue signaling turning him gay"
If you are attracted to femboys, you might be a victim of Gaykon's Law
by Gaykon May 9, 2020
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