Bum Crumpets

Larger than standard dry poo chunks that stick to your anus hairs when you do not wipe properly

My arse is full of bum crumpets because the toilet paper was like tracing paper and i was too scared to wipe properly

by SQUEELYBUM May 27, 2017

bene bum

The New Zealand version of benefit bum. Usually a hori person. Someone that abuses the benefit provided by the government and doesn't have any goals or plans to get off it.

They see the benefit as a life plan.

"oiii she's such a bene bum"

"I know, did you hear she's pregnant again too?"

"fuckkkk she'll be getting paid more than me now"

Friends talking about someone on the bene

by 3mpress_Patch May 18, 2025

bum creame

Creame for your bum

You need to use some bum creame your ass stinks

by princess_harry April 19, 2021

bums

A slander for being a homeless person/bum in danish

Hey do you remember that guy who begged us for money the other day?
Yeah he was a real bums.

by BumsMan74 July 11, 2022

bum

an asswhole and poo come out of it

my bum has poo in it

by yfcgchghb yet July 15, 2018

Bum ole

It’s a flirty way of calling someone something

Man: Ligma

Girl: Shup you bum ole

by HUNDESUNDEHUNDESUNDE man January 18, 2023

peach bum

A name describing someone who is easy to bully and tease. The term peach bum refers to the fact that peaches bruise easily, just like the ego (and bum) of the person being teased.

Testa: How am I a peach bum?

Kerra: You're very easy to tease.
Testa: That would be funny if that was true.

by testateaser August 18, 2020