Boner

When somebody rubs their cock and it turns so hard that it makes the girls so wet it starts spraying cum everywhere
Yo wassup why is yo dick so hard
I just got a boner bitch
Lemme suck it babe
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Boner

Divining rod for evil
"I know she was faulty as soon as I got a boner,. Can't have beauty n sanity in the same package."
by MuttLukk November 16, 2022
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Boner

Your friend: Bro let's talk to the new kid
You: Nah bro he's a total boner
by Halobeast123 February 19, 2025
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Boner

when ur huge/small/average cock is bigger than usual because u see Ice Spice in her new music video with the 9989 person she collabed with
I have a huge boner because I saw 4 big guys on my screen
by mzdth May 28, 2023
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Boner

Cool, dope, awesome, etc...
John: man, i just saw that new b-ball movie, it was so boner. Or-
Wayne: that shirt is so boner!!!
by ProfessorSoggyBottom June 20, 2022
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Rich Man's Boner

The erection you get when you find a 20 dollar bill on the street
Tim found a 20 on the street the other day and got a throbbing rich man's boner
by Teddy Bund January 30, 2023
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Band Boner

The feeling of excitement or arousal when listening to a fantastic band piece. Marching shows for example
Band kid 1- Dude did you hear that marching band?!

Band kid 2- Oh yeah, dude it gave me a Band Boner
by Agent Pebble February 04, 2016
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