Alex

The friend that will be your friend for nine years then just dump you like poop because they're a dung beetle. Also thinks that they're better than you because you have an android phone and they have an apple.

"Wow, you're being such an Alex right now."

by 5sospackets March 18, 2021

Alex-ing

Whiffing consistently in Rocket League.

My teammate the other day was Alex-ing, he couldn't hit the ball.

by acutefurry_17 May 6, 2021

Alex

is a god and can´t be beat by anyone. He embodies gold and money. In his hole life he will be very successful.

Alex is a mixture out of Conor McGregor, Lebron James, Lionel Messi and Donald Trump

He is a God in everything

If you talk about good things, you say: "Oh gosh it is so fucking Alex"

by ConorTrump January 2, 2017

Dirty Alex and Hope

Dirty Alex and Hope are 2 Love birds who are dirty every night and Alex fucks hope till the point her pussy explodes,leaving a creamy mess all over alex's dick

2 Sex buds Dirty Alex and Hope

by Alex and Hope defs February 26, 2024

Pierre-Alex

People named Pierre-Alex are always super fun to be around! They know how to party and how to create a good ambiance. They’re really funny and sociable, so they make friends easily. If you are friends with someone name Pierre-Alex (Rolex for short), you’re really lucky and you’ll have the chance to live a life full of surprises!!! People named Pierre-Alex have a good sense of style and know how to dress. Ask them for advice anytime and they’ll try to help you with all they’ve got!

Someone: Wow, you sure know how to party!

You: Yeah, thanks to my friend Pierre-Alex!!

by Bgdu69 November 21, 2021

Alex

Alex is a really sexy mother fucker, who loves to show off his big muscular belly, and after seeing this masterpiece girls tend to be all over his 2 inch peni, which may not sound like much but an Alex can make anything good, when he does finally bust his nut there is usually two to three litres of sea man. Alex really is worth your time as he can fight of all of the other mans trying to steal his gyal and never leaves her side. Alex is very humble and never shows off

He truly is the dream husband

Girl number 1: me and Alex did the naughty naughty last night

Girl number 2: wow I’m surprised you didn’t drown

Girl number 1: yeah I know, it was incredible

Prince Andrew: I’m a nonce

by Bellend34 November 18, 2019

Alex

the best guy who can bag you any day !!!
he's the coolest and funniest, probably has a big SCHLONG. be nice to him and you're immediately his best friend, don't hesitate to talk to this dude he's great!!!!! MAKE SURE TO GIVE HIM A HEADBAND TOO!!! coolest guy and your best friend so take good care of him cause he's going to be around for a while

person 1: yo who's that

person 2: that's Alex, he's cool
person 1: hey he's kinda ho-
person 2: shut up

by TOmyDOOZER November 24, 2021