by Creepyguy123 March 22, 2017
Get the alex pittmug. 
A Kid who is a nerd and just hangs around people who he thinks are his friends, he can be chill sometimes or even funny but most of the times he’s just annoying and awkward to be around, he wears glasses and hairline is so messed up that it’s just sad, he always has a weird smirk on his face which makes u wonder what’s going in his mind he also has a really weird walk that just sticks out and looks funny but most importantly he also no life, he just plays and plays video games which makes him think that he’s really good at games but in reality he’s not really.
1.) “shut up your trash at cod, nah man your an alex, damn that was uncalled for”
2.) “hey is that the kid with the dope ass walk?”
2.) “hey is that the kid with the dope ass walk?”
by Dopeasswalk May 1, 2018
Get the Alexmug. An egoistical yet highly talented trumpet player. Is known to berate others lower than himself and make dark jokes. Better known in the band room for having an extremely stupidly high range, and having the ability of cutting through the rest of the band through sheer force of volume. Can be used as an expression to represent someone playing very loud and high.
Person 1: Did you hear that lead trumpet player?
Person 2: Yeah, he pulled an Alex.
Person 1: So for your part during the show, you're going to have to raise every dynamic level up one level.
Person 2: What about this FFF?
Person 1: Pull an Alex.
Person 2: Yeah, he pulled an Alex.
Person 1: So for your part during the show, you're going to have to raise every dynamic level up one level.
Person 2: What about this FFF?
Person 1: Pull an Alex.
by St_mma July 9, 2019
Get the Alexmug. Alex is a term used when your mate got a massive humongous 2 incher muncher pickle as it looks like a pickle, veiny green and disfigured. Hug him long enough he’ll sniff your address from which cleaning detergent you used. He often acts like a crab grabbing your cocks as if they were his life line. He was fast at running, running fast food to his room, to much running would start up his Syphilis which shows his immense experience in back door sandy, sandy also describes his face. His game is so elite that any girl in a party would smash him, any girl at the school of the blind. His finger game is the best making elton Johns Saturday night guitar game seem weak, but elton is gay and so is alex game where the finger are used to perform the helicopter. One cum shot down the wrong wind pipe can cause a liver turn white. His liver is not as weak as alex himself letting his dog peg him and any 2 yr old in the area , which is some reverse Paedophilia making the cops question where the restraining order should go till they hear how much alex enjoys the pegging by children, till one day one big male gaint guy stretch him out so much the children couldnt get their legs out his stomach, whilst they struggle their knees play his fragile liver like a accordion making his skin turn yellow and white like a light going on and off, this inherited flashlight signals real pedophiles to his location for his real true enjoyment he gained.
You see that mountain over there, no the bigger one that looks like a volcano, yes thats alex pimple.
by Bighonkjonk November 24, 2021
Get the Alexmug. by Barack O bama November 3, 2020
Get the Alexmug. a stupid backstabber who will fall for you being a fake friend. alex is very delicate though, and will break easily.
by lily294 April 18, 2019
Get the alexmug.