poo

poo you

man 1: poo you
man 2: okay *shits on himself then dies lol*

by anonymous May 25, 2021

unlucky projectile mouth hit poo

where someone flys up in the air and let’s out a unlucky projectile mouth hit poo , where they diarrhoea directory into ur mouth

“Bethany why are you fl-“

AKXIOWMXCLWOFKWL GET IT OUT I HATE EWWW KEODOWKDLWLDWOOXW unlucky projectile mouth hit poo

by officialbumslurper May 29, 2021

Pooing against the tree

Wasting time and effort over something in a way that makes you look foolish, particularly if your efforts were to improve something or show off to friends/family/colleagues.
It can also mean that you've wasted time trying to improve something, while you're instead making more of a mess than was there beforehand.

"We thought we were being clever by activating this new function in the program, but instead we were just pooing against the tree"

by JohnJohnJurts August 9, 2021

Poo

The thing you pull out when you put your hand down your pants.

He scratched his bum and pulled out some poo

by abc chicken August 11, 2021

I'm smelling poo

When you hear something and you know somethings not right - something "fishy" Instead, you say I'm smelling poo

I hear that Bradford claimed on a birth certificate that a boy was his, but the kid looks nothing like him and blood type is different. I'm smelling poo. I think his wife Shirley put him up to signing a fraudulent birth certificate to hide the real fathers identity out of spite for the true father

by poida August 12, 2021

Camy poo

A camy poo is a boy who embarasses himself and his family. He is a true disapointment, and has no friends, though he has great siblingsto make him his nickname

Oh, Camy poo! Mom said that you have to clean up ur shit on your bedroom flour!

by anonymous August 16, 2021

poo

a pleasing sensation that cums out your bumhole, if you push really hard it will feel better.

i took a big poo and i pushed really hard

by anonymous August 21, 2021