nicholas packer

A suspiciously creative and intelligent human being who wakes Up ready to slay the day and dominate all in his domain

Hey that's nicholas packer over there he dominates in footy .and slays on any position he plays

by anonymous August 22, 2023

Nicholas packer

Super awesome human who dominates and slays on the daily

Hey that's nicholas packer "bro " he dominates in footy and slays the opposition

by anonymous August 22, 2023

Petit Packer

A term for the racing community (more focused on drag racing) for a small car like a SMART Car or an old Mini Cooper that has a big-ass engine in it with more power than a man's balls after the month of November.

"Is that a Mini Cooper? Oh holy shit is that an Whipple-Powered LS Big Block?! That's one hell of a Petit Packer!"

by CuppedCereal September 2, 2023

Petit Packer

A term for the car/racing community (mainly focused on drag racing) and means that there's a small car like a SMART Car or like an old Mini Cooper, but in that small car that's a big-ass engine that's more powerful than a man's balls after the month of November.

"Is that a Austin-Healey? Oh holy shit is that a Whipple-Powered LS Big Block in that thing?! Gahdayum that's one hell of a Petit Packer!"

by CuppedCereal September 2, 2023

Gas Pack

A term used for something that’s of extraordinary quality, most commonly pertaining to strains of marijuana, but not solely confined to that.

Yo dad these burgers are gas pack!
Aye we smokin on that gas pack right now!

by lelindquist13 July 15, 2024

Gravy Packet

When a female farts and some poop comes out. Female equivalent of "Hershey Squirt."

"Daaayum girl, that sounded wet and sloppy! You better check those panties and make sure you don't have a gravy packet back there!"

"I heard that! Did you just turn your panties into a gravy packet???"

"Girl, that was disgusting. Call McCormick spices, because it sound like you made a new recipe for a gravy packet."

"It's too early in the year for a Thanksgiving turkey, so clean that gravy packet out your pants."

by Boom Level Prime July 31, 2024

fanny pack

An Americanism for what in proper English is a "bum bag" — a pouch or other device worn around the waist by butt sluts to hold safer-sex supplies, sex toys and other paraphernalia for kinky buttsecks. The wearer is typically clad in skintight stretch clothing to showcase their assets, leaving nowhere else to store their anal lube, condoms, butt plugs, douche or enema bulbs and other supplies needed to prepare their butts for anal sex. While jogging (running around) or cycling (peddling their arses all over town) to find a mate, the savvy buttslut comes prepared by wearing this pack (usually directly over or above the trampstamp) with everything needed to savour the fruits of Sodom.

So why, then, would a bum bag be a "fanny pack"? Most likely, a few trollops are looking for a Devil's threesome which involves double penetration — one penis in the bum, another penis in the fanny at the same time. That would require extra rubbers, extra lube and presumably redundant birth control — all of which needs to be packed away in that little pouch.

by bitchuck August 31, 2024