sucks dick for m&ms

A phrase that originated in the north east of England to describe an action or atmosphere that is not being enjoyed.

"This party sucks dick for M&Ms"

by Nooneyouknowmateyboy December 08, 2013

Lonely Sucks

Someone who sucks and bad at everything he does

guy 1: Guys, I need help in game
guy 2: Sure, I can help you
literally everyone else: No! 'Guy 2' Lonely sucks, don't help him, let him solve it alone.

by Seiba April 29, 2021

Tibetan Chuck and Suck

When you travel to the Far East and a Tibetan hooker vomits on your dick, then proceeds to slurp it back up and keep sucking. *Not to be confused with the Indonesian chuck and suck*

She ate too much pad Thai before sucking my dick…she ended up doing the Tibetan chuck and suck.

by cumgutter September 01, 2022

Valen-suck

When giving head or "suck" to your partner on Valentine's Day.

Tyrone got the Valen-suck from his step mom.

by Little Suckle February 12, 2021

Bingle Bongle Suck of Schlongle

colloquially known as the S U C C
this is the form of sex called a blowjob in which the penis is placed in the mouth of a woman instead of their vaginal regions, this can be used as a method of 2, maybe 3 dicks in a girl at once. (MmM, kinky)

If this event is to be undertaken, please call
44+ 23453453924

Sentence examples can't be blank soo... -_-
"Yoo Dave, Angela gave me the Bingle Bongle Suck of Schlongle in return for some watermelon sugar"
"Yoo, Thats sick"

by TheSlangMaker420 May 14, 2021

National suck dick day [Not applicable to Rey]

April 12th is the day you suck the fuck outta yo thugizzles dick. You must suck his dick and swallow 12 times throughout the whole day. Once again Rey cannot suck anyone's dick

Hey Diana are you participating in National suck dick day Not applicable to Rey?

Yes but I can and will only suck Rey’s dick

by drnotpepper October 24, 2023

Lemon suck

When you use a dick as a lemon juicer the a girl gives you head

“Lemon suck me babe”

by LemonSuck69 December 07, 2018