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Fight Fucking 

When two or more individuals settle an argument using sex as a weapon of dominance.
Hey Jim I heard you and Rebecca were fighting last night. Yeah we were fight fucking and I totally won when I stuck it in her butt hole.
Fight Fucking by Solomon Fatsax November 5, 2011

really fucking fat bitch 

Its when a female is extremely overweight and when she walks down the street it makes your pupils bleed and wonder if there really is a god.
Bro 1 : Holy mother of mary that bitch is cracking the sidewalk with her cankles!
Bro 2 : This bitch is so ho is fat she uses a parachute for a g-string!She is a really fucking fat bitch.Ahhhhhh!*whisper*Mike hold me im' very scared.
Bro the 3rd : I'm gonna take various parts of a chicken and pelt you with them you greasy load of female.

Walked the fucking dinosaur 

An alternate way of describing when a female is atop a male during sex. Originated from 4chan.

AKA The cowgirl position.
"Hey dude, did you sleep with Lisa yet?"
"Oh yea bro."
"How was it?"
"We kissed a little, then got on the floor and she walked the fucking dinosaur."

Thomas Michael Fucking Conner 

The forgotten Prince of Hell, Thomas Michael Fucking Conner. He is one of the most feared beings in the Milky Way with his shit infested asshole, smegma filled penis, and unwashed cum hands. If you hear his autistic screech "Cheeeeeaassseeee" or "sup niaggaer" you better hightail the hell outta there or he'll force himself to suck your dick. If you do refuse his dick sucking he'll reply with "I'm this close to kicking your ass!" in a menacing manor. Don't dare say faggot three times anywhere, or he'll come out of nowhere and stick his smegma infested 3 incher up any of your holes. So keep your eyes peeled if you do say faggot three times in a row.

Other terms for Thomas: Skeever Lord, Rat King, 4 Inch Punisher, Ratatouille the Rat, Michael Lover, Twink Fucker, Smegma Consumer, Unwashed Asshole, Faggot, Dog Fucker, Roze, Brigadeofroses, LinkinParkFan, Whiny Cunt, type O fah, Square Loser, Unfunny, Thomas and Watterson.

Things he's attracted to/aware of: Being named Michael, Being named Charlie, Being a twink, Being a furry, Being a trap, Having a small pecker, Being a redhead, Cosplaying as one of the Black Butler characters, Being gay, and Being submissive.

Things he dislikes/despise: Being named Chris, Being called Watterson, Being a rapist, Mistaken fake mom as real mom, Saying faggot in any manor, His Dad, His Step-Mom, gay blacks, LGBTQ+, His Life, Morse High School, and Being named Junior.
Girl: "Gosh you're acting like a Thomas Michael Fucking Conner right now Derrick!"
Derrick: "Shut the fuck up I'm this fucking close to beating your ass"
Ashley: "You even talk like him too! You fag boy!"

I'm fighting for my fucking life 

This phrase has 2 uses:

Extreme laughter, for when it's hard to breath.

Panic attacks, when it also its hard to breath.
John says a funny joke.

Rebecca: I'M FIGHTING FOR MY FUCKING LIFE

stupid fucking gay 

1. noun A homosexual male who befriends everyone they can in order to manipulate them. They are usually ugly and cannot find anyone to have sex with.

2. noun An annoying and stupid person who is universally despised.

3. adjective Really bad.
1. He's only being nice because he's a stupid fucking gay.

2. Simone is a stupid fucking gay.

3. I can't start my car because the stupid fucking gay battery is flat.
stupid fucking gay by laminated April 30, 2006