boner

Basically just your penis standing up.

Guy 1: Yo, you got a boner!
Guy 2: I know. I don't know why.

by iranoutofideas724 August 2, 2023

Brain Boner

The intense climatic feeling of exhilaration encountered when stimulated beyond arousal of the intellect; a hyper-focused state of mental masturbation.

He / She's got a Brain Boner for it, I can't believe how long he / she's been {watching, reading, listening, etcetera} this.

by Reibesac July 11, 2017

Bobcat Boner

The sensation you get in your pants when operating a Bobcat.

Jason is operating the bobcat moving dirt. He must have a Bobcat boner.

by Miller Perry November 17, 2023

Boner

1: a dick move

2: blood in yo pp

I get a boner each time my homes show me their balls God they diks is huge

by WELCOMETOTHEBONERZONER March 23, 2022

boner

when your weiner gets hard as fucking diamonds, thus causing you to die an absolutely abysmal death if your sausage slammer is big enough. its also feasible that boners can give you brain damage by slapping you in the face, again, if your penile is big enough.

farticus gets a boner whenever a midget enters the room.

by BeefBoyBalling478 November 3, 2021

Boner Bait

Fishing for bitches with your dick, commonly associated with a fuckboi.

Friend 1: Lets Go Boner Baiting
Friend 2: I already did

by JesusSatanLover666 March 12, 2015

No Boner Day

On November 30th, the last day of No Nut November, you will not be able to get a boner.

I already failed No Boner Day.

by no boner guy November 11, 2022