Picnic Tickle Boner

Reaching over an Old English at a picnic to instill a kung fu Latin queen crip grip on your kidney that causes a ridiculous tickle sensation that radiates through your body resulting in the weirdest boner ever known as. “Picnic tickle boner”

After the fishing trip my girlfriend attacked me with the patented picnic tickle boner and I had to run for cover…

by Callindeecee December 2, 2021

boner equinox

A day (twice each calendar year) when a man with erectile dysfunction cannot achieve an erection even with the use of Viagra.

Wife: Dear, I feel like cuddling. Why don't you take a Viagra?
Husband: It's no use Sweetheart. Today's the boner equinox, I'm done.
Wife: Alright then, I'm going to Bingo with the girls.

boner solstice

by SapDMan January 30, 2017

Lady boner

Comes from a robbie

I have a lady boner

by Maddythemuncher June 11, 2018

boner yogurt

Jizz

Bro, did you give her some of that boner yogurt?

by cuteface932 October 25, 2015

Boner

A boner is when your dick gets longer cause it sees someone hot

My 7inch boner won't go down time to jack off again

by Throbbing cocc October 27, 2020

boner

When a boys penis sticks up a bit because they are very attracted to something and they want to 👉🏻👌👉🏻👌👉🏻👌👉🏻👌👉🏻👌👉🏻👌

omg im having a boner!
for who?
THAT JUICY PEACH!!

by RatzzR0ckit April 29, 2022

boner wet

The result of moistening one's erect penis due to engaging in coitus.

My babe is coming over tonight. I can't wait to get my boner wet.

I had such a wet boner after banging that chick.

by Red's Boy Andy Dufrein December 12, 2011