Poker boner

When you win a lot of money at once (not necessarily in poker) and you get excited, you get a poker boner.

Did you see his poker boner!

I can't believe everyone got a poker boner but me.
Holy shit! I have a poker boner

by Charlushka July 4, 2016

boner terrorism

when another person attempts to force you to have a boner in a bad situation, like work, or a corporate presentation.

Jeff: My sadistic ex keeps boner terrorizing dudes in this online community they're in.

Jeffs Friend: personally Jeff I think boner terrorism is wrong, and I'd never endorse it. It is ethically questionable at worst, and attention seeking behavior at best, in my amateur medical opinion, and believe personally its starting to affect my community, but I don't care enough to ask for it to stop, but I'm just saying.

Jeff: bro wtf are you talking about?

by Arthur F Pimgibbons June 1, 2022

boner

when your dick stands up

dude 1: i got a boner
dude 2: why did you got a boner?
dude 1: look there is a sexy girl

by mewsem October 21, 2022

Vin Da Boner

The infamous leftist television-producer who only hires people whose appearance gives him a reaction "down there".

Showing up in a skimpy outfit for a job-interview might indeed give you a somewhat better chance of being hired by Vin Da Boner, but race tends to be more of a deciding factor for him than just attractive physical appearance.

by QuacksO October 30, 2018

boner-cide

An adjective/noun used to describe faeces found in someone's anus that they were not aware of, usually occurs during foreplay between male/male couples.

*John retracts his finger from Joe's anus*

John: "Yeah...maybe we should do anal another time..."
Joe: "...I've gotta drop a deuce, don't I?"
John: "Mhm. Talk about boner-cide."

by Misan July 4, 2011

Mega boner

A moment were you have an erection and your balls also get an erection

Tony: Dude I had a mega boner last night. Your mom gave it to me.

by Jayhawk806 March 8, 2021

credit card boner

When you put a straw in the tip of your penis hole and insert it into a girls uterus and ejaculate through the straw.

Hey man don’t drink from that straw. That’s my credit card boner straw

by ConnorP696969 February 18, 2021