strait anal masturbater

A guy that is strait and likes to masturbate analy.

It turns out that mike is a strait anal masturbater.

by Blake Cowshiter August 17, 2006

flamming anal

Where you are going so hard either the anal cavity gets red hot or the penis catches fire.

If it isn't flamming, you ain't trying hard enough. Go faster!!!! I want flamming anal

by bigdaddy001 November 13, 2013

flaming anal aids

A burning sensation in ones rectum after intercourse with somebody who has AIDS that ejaculates in there ass ...

Holy shit my flaming anal AIDS wants to shoot your cum out of my butt like a valcano erupting

by Illuminati God October 6, 2016

Maryland Anal Tugger

A dick so big and thick that it will cause your partners anus to flower (Prolapse) as soon as you pull out. Similar to the California Cherry Crusher. If not used wisely, it can cause serious consequences, including, prolapsed rectums, literally being split apart, and...prolapsed rectums (Is that all there is? Really, you couldn't think of anything better Jeffery. It's your fault, you know, that we don't sleep together anymore! *Starts to cry* I came out for you...)

Detective: Why does everyone make me take the sexual death cases...Okay, what's the cause of death?
Doc: It's seems a Maryland Anal Tugger was shoved up this poor man's anus sir.
Detective: Like the California Cherry Crusher?
Doc: Yes but, it only works on the anus, sir?
*The Detective's phone starts buzzing. He pulls his phone out to here crying.*
Detective: You and Jeffery had a fight...I'm on my way.

by IRHMP August 27, 2016

Grape Anal

When a man shoves a whole package of grapes into ones anus. As they sit there and wait for them to poop it out the man eats the grapes as they fall out of the butthole.

I gave my girlfriend some grape anal last night.

by Fireclysm November 21, 2016

shitty anal

When you give a girl anal and she craps on your dick.

“at this moment, he realized that she had alittle too many drinks, and he was about to recieve Shitty Anal.”

by Myasscrack December 9, 2016

Busted anal pipeline

Before sex one person takes a large amount of laxatives causing diarrhea diarrhea. Then during sex the person loaded up on laxitives is going to be the one taking it up the ass and proceeds to get on all 4. Then a dick is inserted into the bung hole, then waits for the other person to cough really hard and pulls out causing shit shrapnel everywhere.

Got hit by a busted anal pipeline last night. It was a gusher.

by Lisamarshall420 February 7, 2017