Roberts’ Rule

No kissing during anonymous hook-ups. Often used by gay men. In reference to the Julia Roberts movie, Pretty Woman.

Oh sorry, I don’t kiss while hooking up. Roberts’ Rule.

by JuliaRobertsHerself July 21, 2022

Teaspoon Rule

A theorem used to determine if one has crapped himself. The rule is as follows: if a person farts, and something comes out (also known as a shart), if the resultant mass adds up to less to a teaspoon. If its adds up to more, than one has crapped his pants.

1:
P1: So I thought I crapped myself yesterday, but luckily it didn’t count under the teaspoon rule.

2.
“If you fart, and something comes out, and the stuff is less than a teaspoon, it counts as a fart. But, if it’s more than a teaspoon, then congratulations, you just s*** yourself.”

-Hannes Van Dahl, drummer for Sabaton

by ApolloJustice0713 March 23, 2022

Rule 321

If a song exists this rule states there also exists a dubstep remix of it

Eric: Hey joe! Did you hear rule britannia?
Joe: Yeah! Did you hear the dubstep version of it? #rule 321

by familyfriendly.xyz November 17, 2022

Southboro Rules

Someone who changes the rules of a game for their own advantage or directly bends the rules to cheat.

LPH using those Southboro rules again.

by TopOfPingPongLadder June 28, 2023

Massachusetts rules

A type of street fighting style to where both opponents take off everything but their shoes socks and underwear. To show no hidden weapons and dominance to any onlookers.

Guy1- yo bro you split my beer.

Guy2- ok so what.... you want to go.
Guy1- f**king bet dude, Massachusetts rules?
Guy2- bet my guy, let's go

by Droptimus_rime October 8, 2022

rule -666

If something is bad it has a good variation

Person 1: How come Lucifer's always evil!
Person 2: rule -666 dude.

by JoeWhoJoeMamma July 2, 2021

The Chinatsu Rule

A conversational rule mandating that each negative statement regarding something's aspect must be accompanied by a positive statement regarding that same thing. This is to avoid being perceived as bitchy.

"I really hate this burger. However, according to the Chinatsu rule, at least they did throw ketchup, mustard, and even cheese on it."

by abracadabra1434 August 14, 2021