Cat Energy

When someone or something is so brilliant, that they are idiotic.

Or

When someone is too smart for their own safety

1: Bro I just saw a cat CORRECTLY take a hit from a juul then cringe from the taste.

2: That's some cat energy right there.

by Ardyn LH July 10, 2021

cat eater

Any device or appliance that makes a loud noise, scaring cats into running in terror and shredding the lap of anyone they sit in trying to run away.

Its definition changes with the cat, but common examples include vacuum cleaners, garbage disposals, ice machines, vehicles without sound suppressors, and screaming children.

If you're nearby, warn me before you turn on the cat eater. I like to have thighs that don't bleed .

by oron61 July 30, 2021

Cat Dollars

What you say you're going to give someone if they do something for you, when in fact you're going to give them nothing at all. In other words, 1 Cat Dollar is equal to nothing, and 2000 Cat Dollars is also equal to nothing.

"If you open that door for me, I'll give you 2000 Cat Dollars" said Man X.
"So... you'll give me nothing." said Man Y.
"Yup." said Man X.

by hujgup September 5, 2011

captain cat

The leader of all cats

That captain cat fucking wrecks shit

by FontSize72LOL December 9, 2016

comb the cat

To sort out and fix the problems in a product or system, to debug.

Joe noticed that the system was riddled with too many errors to put on the market. His team had to comb the cat before it was released.

by duuudeitissofreakincooooool August 17, 2010

cat toy

Male companion suitable for flirting, joking around and other stimulation but not for a bona fide romantic relationship. So named because one can freely bat him around and even get a little breathless over him, but never depend on him for actual emotional sustenance.

"He's great fun, but he's not bf material -- he's just a cat toy."

by daphnechick November 22, 2007

Cat Rapist

Someone who preforms sexual acts on their cat. Specifically people named Ryan.

"Yo bro Ryan is a Cat Rapist."

by Zulcx October 31, 2019