A Ryan is a very funny person to be around. They are usually on the bigger side but embrace it. They say they are going to get skinny but never do. The type of person to shave his head during a long break and also they have big cocks. Usually pretty y’all and a rich family
by Trueslayerqjejrb May 23, 2020

a man who was kissed by another man and then gets really tall and menacing but actually is a softy. Takes an honors spamish class he is very smart xd
by Butthole maker May 27, 2018

“Guys discord is a serious profession, and I love to give people chocolate oranges.” Is often bald and assaults people with peanut butter sandwiches and AK-47’s. “It’s actually a Type-58 Assult rifle!” Thinks plane crazy is the best game to exist after minion run, hates the Chinese and always assumes he’s the smartest despite his bean shaped head and pea sized brain.
“How do you not know what a Chinook is?” - Ryan Edwards
“Ryan Edwards just doxxed a 12 year old girl!”
“Ryan Edwards just doxxed a 12 year old girl!”
by Bigfardballer69 June 15, 2022

A transaction in fantasy football where the move fringes on the fairness of the game. A move that takes advantage of a person of lesser knowledge. A move that happens immediately after a breaking news where no other player (especially those who are busy working) has a fair opportunity to seize an opportunity solely based on timing.
Ryan immediately picked up superstar QB after he was cleared of all rape charges. No more then 30 seconds past before the transaction occurred in our fantasy league vs actual news announcement. That’s a Ryan move
by Jmv20 October 12, 2022

by emiliodu76 November 23, 2021

The definition of this word ( Ryan P/ new RSP ) refers to what Ryan p could've been if she had showed more affection towards the best man she ever had. She started getting bored of the man she "Loved" and probably switch off to another.
1: Victor Perez-Lucio - Ryan P and him would've been so cute together
2: I was hoping for Ryan P to work out with him but it didn't :((
2: I was hoping for Ryan P to work out with him but it didn't :((
by Victor Perez-Lucio June 3, 2023

when you cover your partner in squid ink and grab him by his greasy balls and blow the ink into his penis until it resembles a ball point pen
by the chudler August 4, 2025
