Wet my dry

When you need a beer because you're parched
Alan: *overly dehydrated* "Jenna grab me a beer I need to wet my dry!"
by Kaylee1992 May 29, 2022
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wet Gregory

Like a wet willy, but the saliva-covered finger is inserted into the rectum instead of the ear.
I awoke with a start, Jeff surprised me with a wet Gregory after I had been sleepwalking in the nude.

The locker room was always weird with Ben around, that guy would give a wet Gregory to anybody!
by william_wolff_md November 30, 2019
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wet starfish

When a guy is having anal sex with a girl and decides to pee inside her butthole.
Guy 1: hey man have you ever put it in a girls butt?

Guy 2: Yeah, but I usually give her a wet starfish just to be a douche bag.
by The real mike jones December 13, 2014
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Wet Salmon

When one attempts to twerk but cannot do it and instead look like they are gyrating on a ghost in the corner of the room.
Boii number 1: Oh have you seen Em tonight?

Boii number 2: Yeah I though she looked fiiine

Boii number 1: I thought so too but then she pulled out a wet salmon
by TheWetSalmon August 31, 2018
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Wet Cuff

A woman's public hair soaked in giz.

The result of having porn or catholic (withdraw method) style sex.
Masculine:
"I wet cuffed her for the money shot"

Feminine:
"We weren't using any contraception, so I ended up with a wet cuff"
by Littleblueys October 08, 2008
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Alaskan Wet-wipe

To be used while brushing your teeth and shitting: spitting your toothpaste onto the toilet paper before wiping.
Why are you crying?

I just used an Alaskan wet-wipe

What’s cooler than being cool?
An Alaskan wet-wipe
by Tim the word man July 02, 2023
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Wet laci

A wet laci is the act of covering your face in blue face paint similar to mordecai and then smashing your face into a banana cream pie
Be careful I heard that girl pulls wet lacis on the daily
by Bubble_bee_outside May 16, 2022
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